As a public service, I submit the following list of posting topics that should generate a little more board action. Feel free to use any of them, you can thank me later.
Frasson 118 - The old modifieds were not only simpler and less demanding to drive than a modern crate car, they were also slower and uglier.
Todd McCreary - Your dad can only win from the pole.
Dave Westerman - Modern, cookie cutter cars are much better looking than the old, hand built cars.
Billy Badd - I wouldn’t go across the street to watch a dirt sprint car race, but I’d crawl on hands and knees to watch some Bandeleros!
Ocala Speedway - You guys blew it! Pave that dirt and divide the number of cars in each class by 10!
Don Heckman - Modern sprints are way too dangerous. They need fenders for safety and for a place to display their marketing partners.
Winger - Citrus sux!
Carol Wicks - Not only is Tony Stewart too fat to bend down to polish Kurt Bush’s driving shoes, but he also too busy pestering Kyle Bush for set-up and driving advice.
Auburndale Speedway - You’ll never make it unless you get back to 3 or 4 on-tracks fights each week. That is what the fans really want to see.
to all fans - Racing is better now than 20 years ago. We have weeded out the poor and struggling racers. I love watching rich teenagers in 10 car races!
I’m still trying to figure out why Todd always pokes fun at me over a HANS device?
because it’s a proven fact that HANS devices restrain drivers in the car making it impossible for them to get out and gets them burned to death. [SIZE=“1”]you know, kind of like how seat belts are drowning hazards if you drive your car in the ditch[/SIZE]. :sport009:
alternatively: Boneman is always whining about how little activity there is on the board so i’m trying to get you fired up.
Todd McCreary - Your dad can only win from the pole.
that’s cuz he’s starting all the races one lap down. it’s the new FASCAR “competitiveness” rule to make things “fair” for all the other “racers”.
to all fans - Racing is better now than 20 years ago. We have weeded out the poor and struggling racers.
ooooh, i see what you did there.
careful, i’d hate to see you get barred before you made your patented two race “late season charge” at the points title.
my own contribution:
why bother promoting an enduro or publishing rules or payouts or entries? everybody who’s interested will show up at a drivers meeting to find out whats going on. :ernaehrung004:
you could shade daytona speedway with those! i am starting to worry about you guys. you’re starting to act normal again… roflllllllll welcome back! this does have something to do with racing doesn’t it? i mean… her old man must be a racer… right?
OZ
[QUOTE=carolwicks;7150]you could shade daytona speedway with those! i am starting to worry about you guys. you’re starting to act normal again… roflllllllll welcome back! this does have something to do with racing doesn’t it? i mean… her old man must be a racer… right?
OZ[/QUOTE]
Yes ma’am… She was the Trophy Girl at Titusville. :sprachlos020::engel016:
[QUOTE=carolwicks;7150]you could shade daytona speedway with those! i am starting to worry about you guys. you’re starting to act normal again… roflllllllll welcome back! this does have something to do with racing doesn’t it? i mean… her old man must be a racer… right?
OZ[/QUOTE]
Last time I posted a picture that even closely resembled that I got my rear chewed out by you. I’m glad to see you’re back to normal now.
