Top 10 Changes if Boneman ran FASCAR

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Top 10 Changes if Boneman Ran FASCAR

1 Every class would be “bone stock”.
2 “Two for One” Margaritas for the ladies all night long.
3 Combine spectator racing with a roll-over contest
4 Add another sound system for a Spanish speaking announcer.
5 “Democrat Night”, give half your paycheck for a few token hand-outs like some FEMA cheese.
6 Modified coupes return (Offys run a chip and 200 Lbs., flatheads run straight up)
7 “Drifting Races”, change the most boring class into the most interesting one by making everyone run DOT rear tires with 50 psi. in them.
8 The last place car in a pre-selected race gets incinerated on the starting line by “The Green Mamba”.
9 Cater to rich, whiney teen-age kart racers.
10 The concession stand manager makes all the important calls.

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  1. All races to have completely inverted fields…think rolled over. haha:ernaehrung004:
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10 The concession stand manager makes all the import calls.

but Boneman, that’s the way things are done now. the more things ‘change’ the more they stay the same. :aetsch013:

by the by, what is the concession stand manager importing? the big money is in illegal drugs…

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7 ?Drifting Races?, change the most boring class into the most interesting one by making everyone run DOT rear tires with 50 psi. in them.

mini stocks will become drifters ?

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Ron and Todd get free admission every week. I will return to the highbanks of OSW when they do.

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Ron and Todd get free admission every week.

ooooooh. now there’s an initiative i can get behind.

screw Ron, he wrecked my Probe. :grinser010:

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If Ron and Todd get in free, can I at least get a free hot dog with my price of admission?

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I will buy you a hot dog. Cheaper than running all over the state for racing.

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can I at least get a free hot dog with my price of admission?

you’ll have to see Rusty about that.

what? i don’t get it. :confused:

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Hot Dog

Hot Dog… Holy man with inflation and delivery charges… they should be $30 or so dollars a piece tonight… Damn have to buy the $50.00 hamburger to get filled up…

LOL

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Sorry all…

Not enough alcohol in my system this week… Can’t afford the gas to go get any…

Duane