Through my media sources I have been informed that certain drivers worried about all the rubber being washed off the track by the forecasted rain tonight, have hired Michael Waltrip to lay down some laps Friday morning. Fresh after crashing out of the 24 hours of Dubai, Michael is ready to get back to top racing form back here in the States. I will of course be on hand to capture the action and will post photos here if I have a fast enough lens to capture the action. Stay tuned.
Why does Mikey have to travel all the way to Dubai to crash out… he does it just fine right here in the Good Ole U. S. of A. (On and Off the track).
Was he ever really on “top racing form” at some point in his career?
And here I had promised myself I would never bad mouth him because he hired David Reutimann…
Michael Waltrip! He should be the poster boy of Little 500 Night. You know…talk alot, perform a little.
We wouldn’t have to hire MW to lay some rubber down. There are plenty of no-talent slugs who will be driving in circles on Friday!
WOW BONE - I thought your and EDM were tight!
That’s what happens when you mistake one of Rex’s sandwiches for a map…
Don’t get too damn excited, I am straight.
FINALLY, I’ve got it…you have problems getting through the turns cause your mind is always “BENT AROUND”… no one was talking about sex (AGAIN) and you turn it around and are telling people AGAIN that you are straight!
Waz up wid dat…? Why do you always have to TRY to tell people what you are (kinda makes people wonder bout your security issues).
We (or at least I) don’t care if you get it on with a tree (just stay the hell out of my yard)…
TIGHT can mean that you and BONE are “CLOSE in Friendship” not as in a sexual position (or you can take it that way if it brings back memories or something, but that would be something BETWEEN you and whoever)
It sure is easy to get you going, I’d have thought you were more thick skin that that, but HEY… whatever lifts your skirt SON!
dont worry about the rubber , just let ed go out first , there will be plenty of rubber in the corners !
That right! Along with bits of metal and fiberglass.
[QUOTE=Old Sunshine Fan;41406]FINALLY, I’ve got it…you have problems getting through the turns cause your mind is always “BENT AROUND”… no one was talking about sex (AGAIN) and you turn it around and are telling people AGAIN that you are straight!
Waz up wid dat…? Why do you always have to TRY to tell people what you are (kinda makes people wonder bout your security issues).
We (or at least I) don’t care if you get it on with a tree (just stay the hell out of my yard)…
TIGHT can mean that you and BONE are “CLOSE in Friendship” not as in a sexual position (or you can take it that way if it brings back memories or something, but that would be something BETWEEN you and whoever)
It sure is easy to get you going, I’d have thought you were more thick skin that that, but HEY… whatever lifts your skirt SON![/QUOTE]
You don’t have to justify your comments. We all know that you are too damn old to go either way.
[B]OH GEEEEZE you done gone and said it now…!!
Patches gonna be lookin’ for ya’.
Wait till he finds out somebody been puttin’ Sugar pills in place of his Viagra and Extenze pills. 
-JIM-[/B]
You’re damn right I don’t have to justify my comments, just wondering why you are stuck on stupid… every opportunity you get, you turn a word or sentence into something to do with sex… it sure makes one wonder WHY?
Perhaps some issues from earlier days not yet sorted out… perhaps some security issues - Hell I don’t know or care, but you sure get stuck on stupid often… perhaps you should use your time welding parts on your car better and wrap it in rubber (now turn that into something)
HA HA HA… go for it SON! And the last thing you need to worry about is this OLD MAN!
You guys are awfully mean, not sure I can hang out with you all !
You guys are so mean, please be nicer to each other and to Mikey !
Don’t make me put anyone out of the ball park tomorrow night…haha
Count down to a night of fun has begun !!!
See you all there !
Don’t worry, Rick - I’ve got your back! And as OSF can vouch for, that’s as close to a guarantee of safety as it’s possible to get…
scratches head
weird.
i thought that’s what OSF was saying. i sure wouldn’t want him going around telling people i was loose. 
Hey Boneman,
I just got an update from my sources that Waltrip has backed out since you said he was not needed, so I need to know what time you had scheduled the trophy girls to be there for their photo shoot. I want to be set up and ready. Thanks for the info
[QUOTE=Old Sunshine Fan;41429]You’re damn right I don’t have to justify my comments, just wondering why you are stuck on stupid… every opportunity you get, you turn a word or sentence into something to do with sex… it sure makes one wonder WHY?
Perhaps some issues from earlier days not yet sorted out… perhaps some security issues - Hell I don’t know or care, but you sure get stuck on stupid often… perhaps you should use your time welding parts on your car better and wrap it in rubber (now turn that into something)
HA HA HA… go for it SON! And the last thing you need to worry about is this OLD MAN![/QUOTE]
Careful old man, you’re getting your blood pressure up again.