Top 10 Reasons we have not seen or heard from OSF

  1. This time it lasted longer than 4 hours.
  2. The penicillin quit working.
  3. Been posting under a different name… STD
  4. He learned about the NSA ads on Craigslist.
  5. Hes embarrassed about his involvement with Wicks.
  6. He fell in.
  7. Since moving to the Villages he has met a group of “babes” that take up his time.
  8. He gave his computer a virus.
  9. The straight jacket makes it difficult to surf the internet
  10. Inmates are not allowed access to a computer.

Nice one Ed!

The actual reason he hasn’t been around is not very funny, but I’m sure he appreciates the humor!!