How to call the police


George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?”

He said “No,” but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is


George said, “Okay.”

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now.” and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips’ residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”

George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”


Thats Great

this is a true story about a police call

we are on police rotation , and our fence is ten foot tall with wire around the top

one morning the silent alarm went off i got up got dressed grabbed my 45 and 9 shot 12 gage took off to yard

when i got to gate i could see two people inside one of wreckers unbolting radios just before i open the gate a rookie cop drove up he wanted to see my lic had me lay my guns down and question me for ten minutes

while these guys still un bolted the radios needless to say they got a way

well week later alarm goes off again this time i don’t call police i snuck up behind this big tall man and told him go get in the back seat of this old four door ford the windows were up and you could not get out from the inside

and then i went and got baby a 5 year old junk yard dog the biggest meanest rottwieller you ever seen and put him in the front seat and itold baby now don’t mess with this guy ok i’ll bee back in 4 hours

about two hours later i called cops told them alarm was going off send the rookie he knew how to get in gate - he is such a good dog


dont mess with Ron! hahaha or Baby!