Top 10 Reasons Not to Try to Win the Legend Million

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Top 10 Reasons Not to Try to Win the Legend Million

10 You might miss the Casey Anthoney execution.
9 The location was changed to Orlando Speedworld on August 1, but it has already been rained out.
8 The tech inspectors have raised their “commission” rate.
7 The ESPN broadcast team: Bob Dylan, Ozzie Osbourne and Representative Gaby Giffords.
6 Also on the program with the Legend Million: a 300 lap Bandolero race.
5 Ricky Brooks vows to DQ all cars that don’t fit the ABC body template.
4 The Grand Marshall has just been announced: Anthony Weiner.
3 Top teams have lawyered up and have already protested the top 10 finishers. Appeals are pending.
2 obama will be there raising re-election money.
The #1 reason to not try to not bother trying:
1 Hendrick, Childress and Roush have already been testing for months.

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Come on Rusty, this was a command performance!

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well I do believe the Boneman is back in town…

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I do believe the number one reason should be…

“Boneman” to compete in the legends million race with a modified Bandolero…

Dang it man… He scared them all off…

ROFLMAO

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Bone…You have WAY WAY WAY too much time on your hands!!! LOL

Did you enter your kids in the Bando 300??? or are you driving it yourself???

:slight_smile:

Where else are you going to take a $20,000 car and try for at least a quarter of a million??? :slight_smile:

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WOW! I hope they do not schedule it against the Casey Anthony thing!!! Word to the wise…do not schedule anything that day!!! LOL