Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
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The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
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Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
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Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
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A dog’s parents never visit.
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Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
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You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
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Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk…