A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe’ and placed his order. He said I
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running
boards.’ The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid,
went to the kitchen and said to the cook, ‘This guy out there just
ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running
boards… What does he think this place is an auto parts store?’
‘No,’ the cook said. 'Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of
headlights is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards…
Are 2 slices of crisp bacon!
‘Oh… OK!’ said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, ‘What are the beans for, Blondie?’
I LOVE THIS ONE…
'She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!?