The Night Nurse

The more you think about this one, the funnier it gets. Short & sweet, a good one.

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller,
and without missing a beat, she says:

‘Well, that’s great…that’s just great…some asshole’s got my pen!’:sprachlos020: