Hey Scott, remember this?
i would like to say sorry to all the loosers cause if i cant hold that cart WFO
i will quit racing forever
Yes, race fans…AFR will be getting out of the sport after the upcoming Little 500 night. I suggest he bring a blanket to spread on the parking lot so we can have a yard sale of his driving equipment. Do you have a HANS device? I’ll go $20 for one.
Actually, you may need the HANS at the Little 500, Moe will be there.
well i might need to sell a few things just so i have the money to make it
there and back
only a few more weeks to go and im broke
audible sigh…I guess I can’t kick a guy when he is down.
Hey, John Tenney! Todd McCreary!
Yeah I’m in - it’s on my calendar now.
Will I be a nerd if I show up in my race suit??
Yes, you would be a total nerd. I expect nothing less.
boneman
You sure do talk big
Will I be a nerd if I show up in my race suit??
nah. you’d be a nerd if you showed up with your HANS device on.
( and we all know you’re going too :grinser010: )
audible sigh…I guess I can’t kick a guy when he is down.
Hey, John Tenney! Todd McCreary!
sure, what the heck. i’ll kick him if you won’t.
Hey, watch out T-Mac, you don’t know what you are getting into. Remember, these 3 Hp. rental karts have more power than you are used to dealing with in your Strictly Stock class. John Tenney may be a rookie driver, but he drove Sportsmen, so I suspect he’ll be able to handle the power. You…I don’t think so.
Remember, these 3 Hp. rental karts have more power than you are used to dealing with in your Strictly Stock class.
sadly, this is true.
if only FASCAR would join hands with the future and legalize overhead cams and fuel injection, eh?
Oh this is going to be a fun saturday
Fresh off of my Winston Cup experience (10 laps at 1/4 speed), I’m coming to take on all challengers.
Note for the newcomers… wear shades. Boneman will try to blind you with his camera flash as you head into the corners! He got me last year.
… checking to see that my HANS device, gloves, helmet, fireproof underwear, etc is all packed in the car …
Scouting report
Rumor has it the Boneman rented the Little 500 track for 3 days last week to test each and every cart so as to find the fastest one for himself.
While no concrete evidence has been discovered as of yet, sources, who claim to have received undisclosed amounts of cash and free website space, admitted that they had been asked to participate in a plot to sabotage the rest of the field. “The large, balding man said he would make it worth our while if we helped him finish first”, stated Little 500 flagman Felix LaGuardia. “He had a wild and crazy look in his eyes and I remember he had a tattoo of a skeleton on his forearm. It might have been ballpoint pen ink. I’m not sure.” added cashier Lakreesha Diaz. " He was very disturbing."
Officials were made aware of these allegations and assured appropriate actions would be taken to assure a fair race for all competitors in this weekends big race. Track Steward and local biker gang henchman, Biff Mulcahy had this to say: “We’re actually not sure at this point if this “Boneboy” or “MarrowMan” or whatever he goes by is in deed a legitimate person. So far we can’t find any record of him ever finishing a race so we aren’t ready to take any of these statements as serious threats to this weekends race as of yet. That’s not to say we won’t beat the smack out of him if we see him, though.”
Let the carnage begin.
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oh that’s fracking hilarious.
me, i hope i don’t pee my pants from the speed.
Why me?
Gosh Osmo, what did I ever do to deserve this? Gee whiz, we’re just trying to have a little fun. Ok, so maybe I did a little advance preparation at the track, but if you knew the whole story, you would understand that I was simply doing a safety check of all the karts.
By the way, I am legitimate. My parents married in 1950!
The eternal question…
Why me?
Did Jonah ask the whale…why me?
Did Saddam Hussein ask…why me?
Did Bill ask Monica…why me?
The answer is and has always been…
…it was just your turn.
P.S. just realized I missed an opportunity to write “Karnage” instead of “carnage” in my last post…damn.
Well, you know what Jimmy Spencer says, “if you mess with the bull you get the horns”.
I’ll see you on Saturday night.
“Osmosis Bones”
3 Hp?
those carts are powered by a Honda GX120 thae are rated at 4 HP. I believe that is even more power than a ford 2.3 makes.
BTW if that Marrow Man or Boney Boy ? comes near me I’ll put em in the wall
Damn. I gotta work :\
no cash flow
im stuck home
360 a gallon for me
so i quess im done
unless we can make some bucks this year
what ya say people
