[SIZE=“3”]A cowboy and his wife had just gotten married and
found a nice hotel for their wedding night.
The man approached the Front Desk and asked for a room.
He said, 'This heer-za special ‘casion – our honeymoon
– and we need a nice room with a good strong bed.’
The clerk winked – 'You want the ‘Bridal’?
The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then
replied, ‘Naw, reckon not. I’ll jist hold onto
her ears til she gits used to it.’