FASCAR changed tire manufacturers this week from Goodyear to Hoosier. In the short term, this will cause some expense and frustration to the racers, so in response to the public out-cry, here is a sampling of racer opinion.
[SIZE=“4”]Top 10 Things Overheard in the FASCAR Pits[/SIZE]
?Hey, this never happens on ?Pinks!??
?No problem. When I raced karts my dad carried 100 mounted tires in our stacker!?
?Hello? SCCA??
?You guys need to buy a bunch of my tires. I?ve got a sick speedway to support?.
?But the promoters at the seminar said to never do this??
?I hear Hoosier is moving their tire manufacturing to Mexico.?
?Its ok, they will buy back the unused tires?..Oops! You?re too late!?
?They are the softest compound Hoosier makes? That means they last longer, right??
?Oh boy, these leak through the sidewall too!?
?Wait until you hear the announcement about pit slabs!?
But honey this will make it cheaper in the long run
Gee, softer tires, man will I get a BITE, in the wallet.
Honey see it is cheaper, I sold the car.
This is great there are not as many cars as before, I have a chance now.
Did you see the neat swing we can make out of our Good Years! Plans are on the Hoosier site.
But I already have a lot of, Sorry your the Boss.
You are sure that if we make this change over that will be the last one.
Didn’t NASCAR due this years ago and now they are back to Good Year?
PS, I run Hoosier and they do work great on a modified, DIRT Modified but a Modified.
Hey, we are having a serious discussion here, try to stay on topic.
Frasson, Edm, Osmo, T-mac etc…we can settle our differences when Ovalracer44 comes to town. He is meeting us at the Little 500, so we can all take a shot at the RACING STAR from SC. I think there are a few others that need a lip buttoning too. Tripper, AB195, I could make a list.
That’s what we need… another kick-ass night at the Karts. It’s always a blast, and they’re not scared of Fay or Gustov. They WILL run in the rain (although not during lightning).
Boneman “The top of my head is cold and boy, that Edm can drive”
Oval44 “I shouldnt have picked on Floridians”
Mike45 “Someone please help me remove my knees from my chest”
Fasson “I am too old for this sh**”
Brokebackmike “who flatened my wheel chair tires again”
Edm “So this is what it is like up front”
Carolwicks “I love all of you guys so much, I love you, I love you”
Michael Seay “Th------i-----s-------i—s------a-----l—o—t—of----f—u—n”
Tony Amico “Did someone put a bulls eye on my kart”
orlandographics “did anyone bring an extra phone book?”
I forgot one
John Tenney “Oh man, how much is THIS ONE gonna cost me”
“Anonymous” quote to protect the semi-innocent: “I wouldn’t be riding a go-cart, I’d be WEARING one”
Mike… I’ve seen much bigger men (and women) than you riding those things, and they got around just fine. You HAVE to join us next time! Those carts don’t care if you’re big or small, tall or short, young or old, black or white, male or female… they only know if you can adapt quickly to your cart, drive aggressively without going overboard, and that you stay away from Rex and his In-Cart Camera! It’s the only place I’ve had my picture taken by someone I was following DURING a race!
Boneman "This is so much more horsepower than I am used to.
Oval44 “EDM keeps siphoning my fuel”
Frasson “Rex told me there would be strippers here”
Brokebackmike “Someone switched my Oxygen with CO2”
Edm “I need an oar to finish the race”
Carolwicks “Bobby Diehl is awesome. CCMP is awesome. Hooters Is sexist”
Michael Seay “I didnt mean to officer I swear.”
Tony Amico “Is this track for sale?”
orlandographics “Hey some bandolero drivers are here. Maybe we can run kid karts together”
John Tenney “dang I forgot my hans device, anyone got one I can borrow.”
Todd McCreary. “30 years ago Ron made a gokart with bailing twine, a bubble gum wrapper, and a shoestring. he went on to win the pole at daytona with it.”
I think there are a few others that need a lip buttoning too. Tripper, AB195
hey! careful who you pick on there. Rog could beat you driving the Kart backwards. which is a good thing, because he normally winds up headed that way sometime in the race.
Brokebackmike “Someone switched my Oxygen with CO2”
substitute N2O. then he might actually be bearable to associate with.
John Tenney “dang I forgot my hans device, anyone got one I can borrow.”
you sorry bastard. i’ll have to warn you that i have patented all “John Tenney + HANS” jokes. i expect a royalty payment in the mail within the next business week.
Todd McCreary. “30 years ago Ron made a gokart with bailing twine, a bubble gum wrapper, and a shoestring. he went on to win the pole at daytona with it.”
Wish I could get up that way with y’all some time; just hard to do for me because of work; that, plus i live like a hundred miles away from Maitland now…LOL
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4. “I’m board”
5. “Me too”
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7. “I’m hungry”
8. “Me too”
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10. “What are we gonna do with all these good years?”
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