suggestions for the FASCAR rules meetings

I’m going up to the mini stock meeting tonight, and have been remembering similar gatherings from years past, and at other tracks. They always got a little rowdy and usually were side-tracked by one racer’s obsession about their own pet concern.

I hope things have been going well at these meetings, but I have a few suggestions to keep things moving smoothly.

Use the blue “move over” flag on any driver who won’t shut up and get out of the way.

Have the black flag nearby. I know a few of the guys who are going, and I think it may be needed.

Is anyone bringing mace and tazers?

Kidding aside, thanks to FASCAR for investing the time and energy to hear us out.