[SIZE=“4”][B]Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.

Finally sick of the stress, he retires and buys 50 acres of
land in Alaska as far away from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation,
someone knocks on his door.

He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

“Name’s Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road.
Having a Spring party Friday night. Thought you might
like to come at about 5:00…”

“Great”, says Tom, “after six months out here I’m ready
to meet some local folks, Thank you.”

As Cliff is leaving, he stops. “Gotta warn you,
gonna be some drinkin’.”

“Not a problem” says Tom. “After 25 years on the job,
I can drink with the best of 'em.”

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.
“More ‘n’ likely gonna be some fightin’ too.”

“Well, I get along with people, I’ll be all right!
I’ll be there. Thanks again.”

“More n’ likely gonna be some wild sex too.”

“Now that’s really not a problem” says Tom,
warming to the idea.

“I’ve been all alone for six months! I’ll definitely be there.
By the way, what should I wear?”

“Don’t much matter…just gonna be you and me there…”


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It won’t be a party unless Barney is there though…

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that was a good one there fenton let me tell you one

me and five of my buddies back when i was around 30 years old ’

we use to drive big ole peter bilt pulling a tanker .whiskey all over calfornia and canada and some were out in quartsize arazona was this truck stop we would all meet at to eat and shoot the bull

well i remember as good as if it was yesterday across the street was this place called quartsize yatht club fine lookin place so we got all cleaned up with our best clothes on

and away we went i thought some thing funny when we walked in some fine looking women sitting at bar dam they were tall

and after about 10 doubles they had talked us into joining this yaht club gave us t shirt patches and sailor hat

but after my buddy danced with one of the girls he found out she was a he let me tell you don’t ever think that two of them funny fellas in high hill shoes with dresses can’t fight

i grabed me two around the head and gumped out tru plate glass window or maybee they throwed me through it but the bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhcc could fight i burnt them t shirts and hats

so if you ever go to quartsize arazona don’t go into yaht club

[SIZE=“4”]BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH?that?s a great story there Ron!

Dude, good thing you woke up when you did instead
of waking up next to him/her the next morning!

Youse guys are BAAAAAD.

I gotta go with Willie on this one.

Cut 17 from Willie?s new album ?Lost Highway???

I Ain?t Goin Down on Brokeback Mountain



I know someone that has that song for his ringtone on his cell.


i’m just glad we found out what kind of place we were in

before we wore them shirts and hats all over california:

probably ever body out west knew what kind of place it was except us i wish i had a picture of my little short fat belly friend that use to drive late models slow dancing with that 6 foot tall blonde

i bet he would buy me aset of tires not to show it on karnac :ernaehrung004:

[SIZE=“4”]Hell Ron…he’d probably sponsor the car for a whole year with that kind of leverage!