God Bless the enlisted man

[SIZE=“3”]A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was “work” and how much of it was

A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50%-50%.

A lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, “Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.”

The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?

“Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them.”

The room fell silent.

God Bless the enlisted man.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=“4”]A Marine and a Sailor were sitting in a bar one day
arguing over which was the superior service.

After a swig of beer the Marine says, ‘Well, we had Iwo Jima.’

Arching his eyebrows, the Sailor replies, 'We had the Battle of Midway.

‘Not entirely true’, responded the Marine. ‘Some of those pilots were
Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a
Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway.’

The Sailor responds, ‘Point taken.’

The Marine then says, ‘We Marines were born at Tun Tavern!’

The Sailor, nodding agreement, says, ‘But we had John Paul Jones.’

The argument continued until the Sailor comes up with what he thinks
will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, ‘The Navy
invented sex!’

The Marine replies, 'That is true, but it was the Marines
who introduced it to women.


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