Top 10 Changes in the Snowball Derby

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Top 10 Changes in the Snowball Derby

10 All persons entering the pits will receive a TSA style, enhanced pat-down by Don Nerone.
9 Instead of 4 race days, it is now 1 race day and 3 days of testing.
8 All racers must refer to Ricky Brooks as ?Your Excellency?.
7 The wet T-shirt contest will no longer be rescheduled in case of freezing temperatures.
6 FASCAR licensed entries must tow a Crash A Rama boat or camper trailer.
5 ?Just because? is now an acceptable basis for disqualification.
4 All drivers who blow more than 0.25 on the Breathalizer will be impounded.
3 Drivers who fail to qualify will be eligible for millions of federal bail-out dollars.
2 Adios Super Late Models, Helloooo Legends!
1 Tire soaking and underage drinking are only permitted inside closed haulers.

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  1. All drivers must know enter post race tech with pockets full of sockets.
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12)drivers must wear 80lb helmet

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  1. All drivers must now empty bladder before race begins.
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All persons entering the pits will receive a TSA style, enhanced pat-down by Don NeroneNow that wasint nice.
Thats your job thats why u call ur self Bone Man.

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Touche’ dude!

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New rules

Is 1 and 5 new? I always said if you want a beer in the pits you don’t have to bring it in, just know what trailer to go to.