2010 TSA Statistics

2010 TSA Statistics*

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of
Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernia?s 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

Well my joke got windexed…no more or less ‘racey’ than this joke, but it depends on who reads it I guess…I’m done with you Socialist…:mad:.