Top 10 Things Overheard at the FASCAR Banquet

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Top 10 Things Overheard at the FASCAR Banquet

10 ?Did you tip the attendant? Don is keeping the restroom nice and tidy.?
9 ?In order to receive a trophy, all drivers must carry a SADE sticker.?
8 ?You want fries with that??
7 ?Play Freebiiiird!?
6 ?Keep your arms straight out, place your feet heal to toe, and try to walk this straight line.?
5 ?Yo! Another Shirley Temple for Duane Kelley!?
4 ?No sir, the chef insists that these hot dogs are not left over from the Turkey Rod Run.?
3 ?I hear second place in mini stocks at Orlando pays $1500!?
2 ?Looks like Mark Keeler borrowed Rusty?s pink shoes for the evening.?
1 ?Security!?

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Big Announcement at FASCAR Banquet

Boneman is in charge of Bandoleros for the 2011 season!!

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UMMMMMMMM NO! I will be wearing my shoes that night! :aetsch013:

Keebler has to fend for himself! LOL

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Ummmm I got a good one for the top 10…

Who is that the Boneman is dancing with??? Could it be…NO WAY…we thought that would never happen TUNA???

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[QUOTE=Rusty the 50/50 Guy;62302]Ummmm I got a good one for the top 10…

Who is that the Boneman is dancing with??? Could it be…NO WAY…we thought that would never happen TUNA???[/QUOTE]

What is the best way to respond to that…

wooooo it is one of those darn evenings…

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Rusty i think Tuna wants to dance with bonie tweat hart

don62

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Feel free to cut in. I’ll do something a little more pleasant like slitting my wrists with a steak knife.

Rusty, does that mean you are coming to the party?

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Don… is that one of Roberts relatives LOL

Ohhh I got another one for ya…
pssssssst who is that stud that is announcing???

Ohhhh and Boneman…Good Lord willing and the creek don’t rise…or FREEZE I will be there :slight_smile:

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OHHHHH and Boneman…NO BLOOD!!! I hope they only have plastic utensils for you LOL

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No worries, it will be a good time! Especially when I cash the big $1500 check.

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It wont

[QUOTE=Rusty the 50/50 Guy;62302]Ummmm I got a good one for the top 10…

Who is that the Boneman is dancing with??? Could it be…NO WAY…we thought that would never happen TUNA???[/QUOTE]

Trust me Rusty, it won’t ever happen. You will never see within 100 yds of Boney, remember, I don’t want to risk breathing the same air he breaths??? Darn you have a short memory!!!

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Help???

[QUOTE=Boneman;62314]Feel free to cut in. I’ll do something a little more pleasant like slitting my wrists with a steak knife.

Rusty, does that mean you are coming to the party?[/QUOTE]
Hey Boney, I know someone that would be glad to help you! LMAO!!!

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Duane

[QUOTE=flraceguy;62309]What is the best way to respond to that…

wooooo it is one of those darn evenings…[/QUOTE]

Don’t I remember telling you about the air too??? Darn, racers have a short… Ummmmmm… Whats the word?? Ohyeah, memory!! Hahahaha

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It is always a great time… But the check well you might want to have another drink or four and then you might see some more zeros…

ROFLMAO

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A follow up…

Bobby Holley and some of the SADE people cracked me up tonight. They read item #2 on the list, and presented me with my very own, authentic SADE sticker!

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Were the bathrooms clean enough for you Rex.
Saw Tuna hiding in one of the stalls looking to mug you and swipe that$1500.

Woop
don62

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Sorry!

[QUOTE=Don Nerone;62641]Were the bathrooms clean enough for you Rex.
Saw Tuna hiding in one of the stalls looking to mug you and swipe that$1500.

Woop
don62[/QUOTE]
Don, when I see you remind me to explain to you about the " air" thing. It wouldn’t be worth the $ 500

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Sorry again

Or $ 1500 for that matter