Did Anybody Get Raptured?

It’s 7:00 AM Sunday morning, and I’m still here, so is my siberian husky dog, and my still sleeping girlfriend.

Let’s have a head count of those that didn’t make it…:huepfen024:

Just took inventory

and we’re all still here. Must not have made the cut. Although, I am hoping my mother-in-law discovers that she didn’t catch that bus and does what she can to catch up. :sprachlos020:

The amazing thing to me is the Bible says God himself does not know the day nor the hour of the time of man. So for someone to predict it is saying “I know more than god himself”

Well we are still here, although it was a close one on the track last night. Had to pull off at lap 42 of 50 'cause the motor was about to get ‘rapured’…:sprachlos020:
Just another normal(?) night at the track.
-JIM-

i did then God realized he made a mistake and sent me back

still here

im still here but i cant find my racecar lol :engel016:

this preacher is a fn moron

at first i thought my girlfriend was geting raptured but it turned out that i just filled the blow up doll with helium.

thatss a good one right there!!!