Natural Born Citizen

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Natural Born Citizen

This just might make your day a little brighter!! You, who worry about democrats versus republicans – relax, here is our real problem.

In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen.

In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating,

“What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?”

Yep, these are the same kinds of 18-year-olds that are now voting in our elections!

THEY BREED AND WALK AMONG US…
LORD —WE NEED MORE HELP THAN WE THOUGHT WE DID!

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Yep Billy, we’re definately in a lot of trouble. Bought some groceries last night. I swear to god this is the truth. Came to $119.98. So i handed the kid 6. 20’s. $120.00 right? I said “you about got all of that” he has this puzzled look on his face, enough to say “whats that old man talking about”? Anyhow, rings it up has to wait for the register to tell him how much change! 2cents!!!
Take their cell phones and computer away from them and they’re lost. I guarantee within a couple yrs they"ll be teaching “cell phone use” in school.

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[QUOTE=tunaman;87273]Yep Billy, we’re definately in a lot of trouble. Bought some groceries last night. I swear to god this is the truth. Came to $119.98. So i handed the kid 6. 20’s. $120.00 right? I said “you about got all of that” he has this puzzled look on his face, enough to say “whats that old man talking about”? Anyhow, rings it up has to wait for the register to tell him how much change! 2cents!!!
Take their cell phones and computer away from them and they’re lost. I guarantee within a couple yrs they"ll be teaching “cell phone use” in school.[/QUOTE]

None of them know how to count change any more.:mad: