One day a non-racer librarian type of guy was walking through the park.
There was a man literally on a soap box, from one of the “third world” type countries with a beard, and dressed in camo gear, gesturing and speaking loudly.
“Come the revolution, we will all be driving long black Cadillacs!” he exclaimed.
He went on “And come the revolution, we will all be smoking fine cigars!”
The quiet gentleman raised his hand and said “But I cannot see out of a big car, and cigars make me cough…”.
“Come the revolution, you will do as you are damn well told!”-- said the guy on the soap box.