So, two country gals in their early 30’s had been to a party out at the bonfire and had a few beers.
As they were walking home, they began crossing a bridge. The running water reminded one of the beer and she said “I really really have to go!”.
The other said, “We are on a bridge, just go over to the side and let it rip”.
So she did. After dropping her britches she said “Look, there is a canoe down there! I am going to pee in the canoe!”.
Her friend replied, “Honey, that’s not a canoe, that’s your reflection!”.