Top Ten NASCAR Changes for 2008
Fans will only be allowed to throw Coors Light cans, the new official beer, onto the track. No more Bud cans will be allowed to be thrown during any event.
Qualifying will be eliminated and all starting spots will be auctioned off to the highest bidder.
Jimmy Spencer’s “toupe-cam” will now be broadcast in high definition.
NASCAR announces the “CODAT”, which stands for the “Car Of the Day After Tomorrow”. It features a template body on a spec chassis with a sealed, 4 Cyl. Hybrid engine. However, the CODAT will be available with various headlight stickers to represent different manufacturers.
All ABC bodied racecars must now be referred to as ANS cars.
ESPN broadcasters Brent Musberger and Jamie Little will be replaced with Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul.
The season opening race at Daytona will be moved to mid January, and will be renamed the “Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Jr. 500”.
NASCAR unveils plans for its own “Super Tuesday”: 23 races in 23 states, all on the same day!
All big-mouthed sons of former NASCAR champions are required to line their cars with old tires, like a tugboat, to avoid accidental damage to other racers or speedway fences.
NASCAR considers allowing the use of talking forklifts on pit road, so their races can be as cool as the “Cars” movie.
