The song is:
http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/brooks-and-dunn/only-in-america-4920.html
The story is:
http://www.gainesville.com/article/20090512/ARTICLES/905121012/1002?Title=Man-posing-as-woman-charged-with-prostitution
Cowboy Lyrics.com Is a Hoot–
Too funny, man.
And from here we have Todd Snyder’s song;(not kidding)
“Conservative Christian Right Wing Replublican”
conservative christian, right wing republican, straight white, american males-
soul saving, flag waviing, rush loving, land paving, personal friends of the Quales-
quite diligentlly,working so hard to keep, the free reigns of this democracy-
from tree hugging,peace loving,pot smoking, porn watching,lazy a$$ hippies like me-
on and on, the song goes, click it up.