daddy how was i born

a little boy goes to his father and asks ‘’ daddy ‘’ how was i born’’
the father answers ‘’ well son.i guess one day you will need to find out any way; your mom and i first got together in a chat room on yahoo .then i set up a date via e-mail with your mom .

and we met at a cyber - cafe . we sneaked into a secluded room ;were your mom agreed to down load from my hard drive .as soon as i was ready to up load.we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall .and since it was to late to hit the delete button’ nine months latera little pop-up appeared that said scroll down you gonna love this

                   you got male  :huepfen024::huepfen024::huepfen024:

Bwaaaaaaaahaha

[B]Now that was funny…

Later daddy caught a virus and it turned his old 71/2 inch floppy(remember those) to a 4 inch harddrive…:sprachlos020:
:ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:
-JIM-[/B]

ocala 76 that’s funny also

i hope i did not get osf in trouble this past week at citrus two fine looking ladies was sitting behind me in pits while i was spotting for my son

they kept asking me about osf and how well i knowed him i was kinda busy spotting for my son i told them he was nice looking had money and drove a bmw sure hope he ain’t married he owes me 12 pack bud light guess they heard him on karnac or something

[QUOTE=ronabneysr;35660]i hope i did not get osf in trouble this past week at citrus two fine looking ladies was sitting behind me in pits while i was spotting for my son

they kept asking me about osf and how well i knowed him i was kinda busy spotting for my son i told them he was nice looking had money and drove a bmw sure hope he ain’t married he owes me 12 pack bud light guess they heard him on karnac or something[/QUOTE]

Thanks (My Buddy Ronnie)… I’ll put the beer in the truck this afternoon in case I run into you. I need all the help I can get, so if those two gals each had two arms, and two legs - GAME ON… I’ll try to entertain the best I can but just have to keep it on the DOWN LOW becasue PATCHES gets real grumpy when she gets WIND of others around. HEY RON, those two gals wern’t blind were they? I sure love those country girls up around Citrus… I tell them on the phone that I’m going to Tampa with them… then when I get them in the truck… I tell them “No, I SAID - I’M GONNA TAMPER WITH YOU” and hopefully win the argument.

[QUOTE=ronabneysr;35660]i hope i did not get osf in trouble this past week at citrus two fine looking ladies was sitting behind me

they kept asking me about osf and how well i knowed him [/QUOTE]

Real live breathing ones? They must have been kin…

Hey Ed… Don’t forget, they may have been tourists…

buddy one thing i got is good taste and vision

trust me these were prime grade a # one top of line and they were not blond if they are at next track will get picture and phone # for you :sport009::sport009:

I heard this story the other day …

“Mommy, why is my skin color different than yours?”

“Kid don’t ask too many questions. From what I can remember of that party you’re lucky you don’t bark …”

Daddy told me that a crow pooped me on a tree stump and the sun hatched me. And Daddy didn’t use the word “pooped”, he used the other word ****.