Hey Tiger, Here's Some Good Advice......

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

  1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home,
    Who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

  2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you
    Laugh.

  3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust
    And who doesn’t lie to you.

  4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed
    And who likes to be with you.

  5. It’s very, very important that these four women
    Do not know each other.:sprachlos020:

-GEM-

“…telling him to watch his speed.”

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