Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
[QUOTE=carolwicks;39887]Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.[/QUOTE]
Wow…it’s no wonder most tracks are switching to Hoozier and American Racer tires :sprachlos020:
-Ge Um-
and.
now ya know why they are called “slicks”…
What do they do with that extra little ‘thingy’ some of them have hanging off the end???:huepfen024:
-GYM-
hmmmmmmm
this could get interesting…all thats in there is unwanted kids… call Brad & Angelina… UGHHHH
OZ
Huh ???
[QUOTE=carolwicks;40172]this could get interesting…all thats in there is unwanted kids… call Brad & Angelina… UGHHHH
OZ[/QUOTE]
Wow, I am shocked now…You never heard of a ‘french tickler’.
Oh Well…too late now…:sprachlos020:…LOL
Happy New Year.
-JIM-
Mo’ Condom One-Liners
[SIZE=“4”]A woman was asked how she felt about condoms.
She said, “Depends on what’s in it for me.”
What do a gay and a bungee jumper have in common?
If the rubber breaks they’re both in deep chit.
What do you call grit in a condom?
An organ grinder.
What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
They’re both filled with stiffs - except one’s coming and one’s going.
Why are condoms like cameras?
They both capture the moment.
Why is a diploma like a condom?
It’s rolled up when you get it, it represents a lot of effort, it’s worthless the next day.
[/SIZE]
:sport009:
Guess what?
H~A~P~P~Y…N~E~W…Y~E~A~R…!!!May your year be full of joy and good health !
OZZIE
???
[SIZE=“4”]Did you know all condoms have a serial number??[/SIZE]
NO??? guess you never unrolled it far enough…
