Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is whack?
Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing?
Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
Why do “tug” boats push their barges?
Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we are already there?
Why are they called " stands" when they are made for sitting?
Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?
Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?
Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” opposites?
Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean opposite things?
Why is ‘phonics’ not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Because I am actually ahead of schedule at work and now board I will help you out with some of life’s little difficult questions
Yes
Because the second hand is for minutes
Google it
Willis
Look it up in the ebonics dictionary
[QUOTE=Hernando;41397]Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing? [/QUOTE] so it can confuse us
[QUOTE=Hernando;41397]Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing? [/QUOTE] I don’t know
They do both
during the 7th inning everyone is so drunk that it doesnt matter
When its exciting who sits?
[QUOTE=Hernando;41397]Why is it called “after dark” when it is really after light"? [/QUOTE]or before light?
[QUOTE=Hernando;41397]Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected? [/QUOTE]yes
[QUOTE=Hernando;41397]Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” opposites? [/QUOTE] they are not
[QUOTE=Hernando;41397]Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean opposite things? [/QUOTE]once again, to confuse illegals
[QUOTE=Hernando;41397]Why is ‘phonics’ not spelled the way it sounds? [/QUOTE]same reason faux paintings is
So you will do it better
in heaven
[QUOTE=Hernando;41397]If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? [/QUOTE] Not everyone is blinded.
[QUOTE=Hernando;41397]If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? [/QUOTE] Why don’t you ask Todd
because “panty” doesnt sound sexy
[QUOTE=Hernando;41397]Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? [/QUOTE]sometimes it works
Only pencil pushers do that
Webster had a great sense of humor
have you smelled a towel that has been used a few times
Because once it mixes with oxygen it hardens
I have a few of them
why do you put candy in your socks?
[QUOTE=Hernando;41397]Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?[/QUOTE] because the sidewalks were already being used
Hey Edm…
you really, really have way too much spare time on your hands…:sprachlos020:
Don’t you have some doors to replace? Maybe a bumper or somethin’??:smilie_bett:
-GYM-:ernaehrung004:
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Originally Posted by Hernando 
If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Why don’t you ask Todd
?ʇɐɥʇ ʇɐǝdǝɹ noʎ p1noɔ