Top Ten New Pope Names

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  1. Pope John Paul George Ringo
  2. Pope Keselowski
  3. Pope Harry (we have a Prince, why not a Pope?)
  4. Pope Eggs Benedict (makes the best breakfast in the Vatican)
  5. Pope Muhammed (think of the turmoil this would cause!)
  6. Pope Joe Bob (first Pope from Alabama)
  7. Pope Rusty (the Pope with the outrageous wardrobe)
  8. Pope Cope (not only says a great prayer but builds a heck of a Modified too!)
  9. Pope O’Bama (first Irish-African Pope)
  10. Pope Ken (only problem here is he has to quit screwing around with Barbie)
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The only thing worse than #5 would be #9!

How about Pope Vatican.com presented by Bass Pro Shops

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Pope AncrDave…knows more about racin’ history than any previous Pope!

Pope Boneman…can drive a sprint car faster than any previous Pope.

Pope Rick Anges…the first Karnacian Pope.

If we have to pick one of ancrdave’s, I’ll go with number 1…Pope John Paul George Ringo for better music and song during church services.